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• THE VERY BEST BODILY MALFUNCTIONS

Synesthesia — The world becomes living art for people who see sound and hear colors

Sneezing — Startles dinner companions and makes children laugh

Limbs “falling asleep” — Good for giggles when someone leaps out of bed without the ability to stand

Flatulence — Provides fuel and heat for the dutch oven

• THE VERY WORST BODILY MALFUNCTIONS

Color blindness — A major obstacle in getting dressed or surviving traffic lights

Male pattern baldness — Enough said.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome — The digestive system converts a pleasant meal into painfullly released splatter art

Stuttering — Otherwise brilliant thoughts may never be heard by another p-p-p-p-per-p-p-pers-p-p human being.

Categories to come:
Chemical responses
Drug treatments
Cures for Disease

The Very Best. Orgasms.

The Very Worst. Guinea worms eating their way out of your eyeballs.

Note: This book qualifies as both a new high, and a new low, in the the annals of VBVW.